grannys gone and done it

[Granny Hatchet]

Scooter dont have a hoohoo. it tickles his pickle.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I've run everyone off.

 

[campingshaws]

I had to shower. I hate showering at night. But I had such an aroma the mosquitoes were clear of me and swarming mollie.

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Quote: If he had his way!! Little brat got out through the gate couple of weeks ago. Down the driveway like a shot, with me cursing and hobbling after him. Caught up to him just as he disappeared through the back gate of my very uptight, perfectionistic neighbor. They were having (more!) work done on their backyard, which was why the gate was open. I was calling for the dog, but felt funny just walking into their yard, so I stayed at the gate. All of a sudden I hear him screaming and hollering. I thought Scooter destroyed something valuable or killed a pet or something the way that man was carrying on. Scared the dog back toward me, and he yells, He just peed on my shrub! Good lord, I though he was gonna pop a vein and keel right over. I said, sorry, I was trying to catch him, but he beat me to the gate. And then I just stood there and looked at him. Waiting. He finally turned away when his wife (but not really) asked what was wrong. I heard him explain, and I think it finally hit him how much he overreacted. Just turn the hose on and give your dear little shrubby a shower! Scooter breached the inner sanctum and marked it as his own! Must have been quite a shock!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Scooter dont have a hoohoo. it tickles his pickle.

True, but I don't care as much stepping where he's peed, although it is usually UP on something, like the neighbor's shrub.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

hahahaa, I used to BE that neighbor. Sun up-sun down I was in my little yard working on my $100's shrubs . A weed wouldnt of dared putting its feet in my soil. A dog ! OMG . That would of been the end of the world.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I had to shower. I hate showering at night. But I had such an aroma the mosquitoes were clear of me and swarming mollie.

I dont like it at night either cause my hair took too long to dry. middle day after work is done is for me.

 

[campingshaws]

hahahaa, I used to BE that neighbor. Sun up-sun down I was in my little yard working on my $100's shrubs . A weed wouldnt of dared putting its feet in my soil. A dog ! OMG . That would of been the end of the world. 

I want to be that person.

I think I finally have a vision for how the front should look. I need to dig up five miniature gardenia plants. :/

 

[campingshaws]

I had to shower. I hate showering at night. But I had such an aroma the mosquitoes were clear of me and swarming mollie.

I dont like it at night either cause my hair took too long to dry.  middle day after work is done is for me.

I didn't wash my hair. That's a morning chore only. Else it's wild.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I have a hard time getting weeds to grow in this clay. I see trees just pop out of the ground when it rains. the dirt is so hard the roots dont go anywhere.