Everyone in our little town knows I'm the crazy chicken lady, and I'm constantly ribbed about it. So that's what I need to do for my costume this Halloween. I'm on a very limited budget, and my time to get dressed on Halloween will be VERY short. I get home from work around 7pm, and the party starts at 6pm. Can't wear my costume to work, because I work at the WalMart bakery. So this is what I'm thinking: Rat my hair (medium long) and hang feathers in it. Dumpy old skirt and shirt that I can find at a thrift store. Stick feathers to the clothes. Basket full of eggs, possibly a stuffed chicken on my shoulder. A real one is out of the question, darn it, as the party is inside our church LOL. And there I'm stuck. Sounds boring up to this point, and I want it to be cute and funny, while not altogether weird. Well, not TOO weird. And my hubby needs to be HEN-PECKED! How do we do that?