Duck Hater?? Moi??? (BTW it is a good thing I reread this, I hit a letter next to the U in duck....whew,,,)
I almost had another round of BYC secret probation and detention.....
I am a duck lover, I have said over and over they make good compost. My ancestors use to throw a duck carcass under every hill of corn to improve the yield.
I really do like duck, fixed in sauerkraut. As much as I like ducks I like Humans more so my warnings about ducks are to help mankind ( or womankind, if you want to be PC)....
Now back to the table.. This table was the first piece of furniture we bought 44 years ago when we first got married. It is showing it's age. We have thought about having it re-finished but cannot find a place to have it done.
The WWD keeps talking about getting a new one. I do not want a new one. And on the plus side she has not seen the "smiley" face. I manage to have something over it most the time, a book or phone etc. I plan to keep it covered until after the grandkids are here and I can give them markers to play with at the table. See Grandkids do have a value as scapegoats.
Ha! You better have reread that, because if I got in trouble for saying the word DUCK, it was not going to go down well betwixt you and me.
Well, what you don't realize, is you are badmouthing your wife behind her back, because if you are constantly able to keep something over that spot, that means you are suggesting she does not clean often enough to move it. Tsk tsk.
We are refinishing our own table. It is actually quite easy! But then, we don't have anybody by the name of Ralphie in the house, so no sharpies on the table.
Btw, I laughed my butt off over your ghost.