Happy Birthday Em

[Spookwriter]

You think looking like a brush fire is bad?

Try again...

Last year, my wife made me TWO cakes. Said she couldn't get
all the candles on just one.

Talk about making a man feel old...

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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[Spookwriter]

It wasn't that funny at all, Mississippi.

And yes, she had called the fire department over. They came,
"just in case".

And the really sad part was the 'burning permit" she paid the
county $5.00 for. Even framed it for me.

I'm not having no more birthdays...ever. And I ain't inviting her
to no more parties if I do.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

You guys didn't get those cookies I sent you? Hmm, must've been this guy's fault.

 

[thekid]

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[Boyd]

and she's still my minion..

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Oh poor Boyd...in your advanced age you must be getting confused...you are MY minion dear. It's ok...Just go sit in your rocker and drink your tea.

 

[Boyd]

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Oh poor Boyd...in your advanced age you must be getting confused...you are MY minion dear. It's ok...Just go sit in your rocker and drink your tea.

Hey girl, I want bourbon in this one, and where's my radio?! You're loosing it kiddo..

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Sorry, the old guys convention on my front porch only provides brownies and sweet tea as refreshments.

 

[Boyd]

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good thing I'm an old guy with a fish lady for a minion then! I get preferential treatment!! Oh, and I want an afghan for my legs if'n I'm on this rocker for a bit