I also don't function without coffee. I found a quote on pinterest that summed it up -- it was something like Coffee: The difference between "speak to me and die" and "Good Morning, Honey."
I haven't seen Tolbunt eggs at a decent price anywhere! It amazes me. However, I was floored when I heard back about some Mottled Orpingtons I asked about. I found another farm online so I emailed about eggs -- the response was that they only sell straight run chicks. Please join the waiting list. They will be available some time late summer....$200 per chick.
I don't care if you imported them from Mars...how many people are really going to pay $200 per chick and purchase the minimum needed for safe shipping? I would think selling them even at $50 since it is an import they'd recoup their money faster by selling more than selling them at that price.