DF and I went to one of those time share meetings once... we sat through the speech, got our voucher for a trip to Vegas, and then put up with the salesperson trying to get us to buy in to their time share.
I simply explained to him that vacations were far and few between because it's just to difficult and expensive to hire a livestock sitter! He looked at me like I was crazy and said "Now that's a new one!"
DF and I did go on a weekend camping trip a few weeks ago. My sister and her boyfriend spent the weekend house, dog, and livestock sitting for us. They enjoyed it, but since they work during the week, our vacations are limited to weekends only!
I'm still trying to figure out what to do when we go on our honeymoon in September... the dogs are being boarded, the cats will be fine on their own, the pigs will be at the butcher by then, hopefully I can get one of the neighbors to check on the chickens and collect the eggs each day...