Have you ever wanted to kill your husband?

[spock78]

Man!! Am I glad to see a couple other men in here.

Us men must stick together when it comes to cute chicks or we could end up like the mean roos that attack my cute chick. In the stew pot.

 

[Sugar Sand Farm]

Perfect post I have been steaming mad at my DH since last night. Asked him to stop on his way home for a gallon of milk. Hes a milk baby and the only one who drinks it. He stops alright. I get the receipt and find out he paid 5.34 for a gollon of milk I almost hit the ceiling. I can't believe milk has gone up that much in a week. He says gee i din't notice that. ugh!!!!

 

[Nebbo]

My poor hubby knows that if anything happened to any of the chickens (or cats) on his watch that he would pretty much be doomed. Luckily, he's pretty careful about head counts because he knows how much it destroys me when anything happens to one of our animals. The horses are his thing, though, so he rarely has to "round up" the smaller livestock unless I'm away from home.

 

[ThunderStruck]

AK & spock...you're right, us guys HAVE to stick together! it is to the up most urgency that we MUST band together for we are greatly out numbered on this matter. SOOOO, i feel it my duty to instruct all us Guys to please consult your "MAN GUIDE" you know? the one marked "HOW TO: A MANS GUIDE TO EVERYTHING" the one you should of received at or about the age of 4 and please refer to sec 12, of chap 14 bravo zulu, article 137.54 sub-paragraph 3 entitled "espionage, Black ops & the dealings with members of the hostile members of the feMALE species". follow the directive for... "the chair is against the wall...the chair is against the wall" as well as "john has a long mustache...john has a long mustache. Men, we must not go silently into the night, the time to act is NOW!


OH, Hiya ladies

....forget what ya just read...its a guys thing

Forrest

 

[KrisRose]

Lets see... Spock78 and ThunderStruck... That's enough stringy old Roo meat for a stew.... maybe add those wet noodles... hmmm... sounds like chicken noodle soup to me.
Anybody out there got celery and carrots to add to the pot???

 

[AccidentalFarm]

You guys are a hoot! I sure needed a laugh today!

Carrie- glad Potpie is okay. From now on, start the post with "EVERYONE IS OKAY but, ....." Pleeeaaase? You had me worried there girl!

 

[BirdBrain]

You guys are a riot!!

 

[AK-Bird-brain]

For the record there is no such "Man guide". It doesn't exist, never has never will.

Dang Forrest that was a close one!

 

[CarriBrown]

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I know, I know!! I'm sorry!!!! It won't happen again... PROMISE. I always start feeling the eyes well up when I read other people's post... I should have known better.

OK- Let's talk about who rules my roost. My friend was over yesterday and we were talking about all the animals I have. DH decides he's going to tell my friend how the horses are a pain in the neck. I said to him, "Ken, tell Sheila who would go first." And he says, "Me. I go before the horses..."
BOOYAH.
This is MY COOP, baby!!

 

[ThunderStruck]

Man Guide? ...what man guide? who said anything about a man guide?