He almost shot Jesus!

[toletiquesbysam]

Love it!!!

 

[Cetawin]

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Well there is the incident where DH earned the nickname Quickdraw McGraw, but that's another one he won't talk about.

bahahahahaha

Well as you know my family are all Indians so that made his humiliation even worse. They teased him about suddenly becoming a white man out to kill the indians and did he shoot 6 times because he knew how tough indiands were...LOL we still tease him every chance we get. I even bought him a throwing hawk for his birthday one year and in the card I wrote "I still remember and so do my children"

 

[maplesky7]

te he he he.... those are funny stories.

Tell me another one.

 

[Equus5O]

Almost shot Jesus!

LMAO

I almost shot one of those fake butler guys standing in an entry foyer while checking an alarm.

 

[PotterWatch]

Those are hilarious!

My husband's uncle was a cop. They got a call one night about an intruder in a house. They went to the house and started searching the inside with weapons drawn. Bill started up the stairs and at the top he turned and saw a man standing there pointing a gun at him! He shot twice... at himself. The people had a full-length mirror in which Bill had seen his own image. It was light enough that he could see it was a man holding a gun, but apparently not light enough to see that it was his own mirror image.

 

[English Chick]

had me holding my breath!!!! fab stories...... yep he must tell the one about nearly shooting Jesus............ ROFL.............

 

[gritsar]

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A couple years ago there was an armed robbery at a store in town. Both the owner of the store and a customer were killed.

My DH had known the owner, a woman, since childhood. After they caught the guy responsible DH went out to talk to the woman's family and offer his condolences.
Afterwards he's driving back to town and kinda reminicsing when he sees two buzzards in the road ahead, dining.
Now nobody around here slows down for buzzards in the road. If you do, you're wasting your time. They always fly off, but wait until the very last second.
So he sees these two buzzards but keeps going at the same speed. Sure enough, one of the buzzards flew off when he got too close, but the other buzzard couldn't. Apparently he had eaten a bit too much to get sufficent altitude quickly.
What's a buzzard to do???? In order to gain altitude quickly he ummm...jettisoned his payload....right up the hood of my DH's patrol car, straight up the windshield, across the roof and lightbar, down the back window and across the trunk.
I happen to call him about 15 minutes after this happened. I asked what he was doing. He said I'm washing the BLEEP buzzard puke off of my car!!! Man he was mad! Grew up on a farm and he still insists that buzzard puke was the worse stuff he's ever smelled!

 

[HennyPennies2007]

Poor cops...I tell ya....what a life. All those guys had to be pooping their pants! Tell all your hubbies and family there are those of us that appreciate them being willing to protect us from.... JESUS!

 

[Redhead Hen]

Great stories!! Thanks for sharing!

 

[EweSheep]