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Domestic violence/ spouse abuse in Chicken Town. Brandishing of a deadly weapon in the public of the coop, concealing a deadly weapon are also cited in part of this criminal complaint. Weapon; one standard shiv style claws, and beak. Suspect was seen fleeing the scene in a feathered dash, believed to have no accomplices at this time.

Male suspect described as rooster, red comb, beak, sharp leg talons, cunning hardened criminal look in his demeanor. Feathers, lots of feathers including a semi-fluffy tail, and a head tic.

If convicted suspect could be send to the barbecue chamber for Labor Day weekend dinner.
 

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