HELP! Hungry, happy, haunted homemakers have heard!

[The Moonshiner]

Oh and everyone except Elk failed miserably.

 

[Kiki]

Lol. I will not be putting clothes on my pig.
That was just a nutter test.

I have 13 hens and 4 stud muffins.

We offed a whole cage recently.

 

[Painted Calls]

Oh and everyone except Elk failed miserably.

Shocker.

 

[Painted Calls]

I would put that sausage in bibs. He'd also sleep in the bed though so...

 

[MROO]

Lol. I will not be putting clothes on my pig.
That was just a nutter test.

Awww, you just cut out a whole new side business for our entrepreneurial Little Duck. I envisioned a whole side business of little piggy clothes - little piggy mud boots, little piggy bacon costumes, all sorts of wonderfully creative "stuff." She could call it "This Little Piggy Goes to Market!"
Go ahead, crush the American spirit, Doom her to a life of making cutesy little doggy bows and tutus. Zheesh!

 

[MROO]

Exactly like a chicken egg.

... only smaller. They taste a lot SMALLER than a chicken egg ...

 

[The Moonshiner]

I would put that sausage in bibs. He'd also sleep in the bed though so...

The bed in the menstrual shed maybe.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I have 13 hens and 4 stud muffins.

We offed a whole cage recently.

Did you eat them?

 

[Kiki]

Did you eat them?

The freezer did.

 

[Kiki]

Horse bone