HELP! I'M STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND,with......

I think I'd choose someone I can't stand to be around for more than five minutes. It would give me incentive to get myself off the danged island. I think I'd take my neighbor Irene...she'd start a homeowners' association just so she could say I was violating the rules, she would find a way to call animal control when my monkey pooped near her hammock, and just generally complain about everything I did. To get away from her, I'd find a way off the island even if I have to swim 1000 miles.
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Failing that, I'd take Les Stroud, because he can survive without a support team, or my 13 year-old son who has memorized every survival show he has ever seen or finally, my dh because after 25 years together, I know he can but up with me and on a deserted island we might just get some privacy.
 
I would absolutely pick my husband. He's good company, rarely gets on my nerves and has several useful services he is very good at and can provide. I can do everything else.

If he was unavailable, I would like my dog to be there. He's the greatest dog I've ever had and is also great company. Not much of a conversationalist, but he has a very expressive face and a lot of enthusiasm for any activity. He's also great at finding food!
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I would pick DH cause he is a great fisherman and I am a gardener so together we would get to enjoy our favorite hobbies and each other forever. We would even hide from the rescue choppers and coast guard just to stay!
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Chuck Norris. He would force the island to bring us back to the mainland.

Failing that... Dang. Too many choices. The Professor would be a good idea, but still, the man can't figure out how to build a boat. I could insert some seriously funny political jokes, but that might be a bad idea.
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lmao! Chuck Norris. I love Chuck Norris facts. They crack me up.

Nothing ever survives. Chuck Norris just allows it to live.


Hmmm... Is God an option? Methinks that would solve everything.
 

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