ok ... here a story.. little peeps: hey guys... i was just wonderin,,..... were do eggs come from... unnamed: well i hear they come from the big rooster in the sky.... unnamed:... no.no.no. they come from larege rabbits with frilly baskets... unnamed: well my mom says that they come out of yur bum lil peeps: yeah right thats imposible.. eggs dont come from bums... pshhh. (evil silky walks in): i eat eggs for breakfast. trying not to looks scared allthe chicks say: haha..he.. you eat stuff that comes out of bums....ha... ha,...hehe...,, RUN!!!!!! all the chicks):AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! mommy !!!! hid the children! (shows hen covering eggs)...lol.. idk.. it was funner in my head..