I think this is the correct heading for this post... My Wife is rambling. I cannot understand what she is saying. I assume this is a women are from Venus, men are from Mars thing. I can only understand short phrases of what she is saying. Here are the phrases I can understand amongst her sobs. "Your Chickens" Then what sounds like could be swear words, definitely something from a potty mouth. "My tomatoes" More ranting and sobbing.... What I need to know is she trying to thank me for allowing my chickens to weed and aerate the ground under her tomatoes and do some pest control?