Well if it makes you feel better, I think she will shoot the chickens before she shoots you..........maybe.........
Help me understand, Please.
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Well, you might be right, We had one tonight for supper and I thought she was showing an extra helping of glee while she placed it in the hot oil...
Did she serve side dish of sliced tomatoes with the fried chicken?
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Nope, no tomatoes!
Boy, I am so lucky!
She seems to be setting a bed up in the chicken coop. One can only assume she plans to spend the night with the chickens to keep them free of predators...
But the silly woman got my pillow instead of hers...... innocent mistake, so I think I will be magnanimous and not mention it to her, I can use her pillow for a night...
Gotta luv her!
Boy, I am so lucky!
She seems to be setting a bed up in the chicken coop. One can only assume she plans to spend the night with the chickens to keep them free of predators...
But the silly woman got my pillow instead of hers...... innocent mistake, so I think I will be magnanimous and not mention it to her, I can use her pillow for a night...
Gotta luv her!
Sounds like she's heard about the expression, "getting up with the chickens," and wants somebody to add it to their list of life experiences.
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Sounds like she's heard about the expression, "getting up with the chickens," and wants somebody to add it to their list of life experiences.
Sounds like it,,,,
I understand why she made the bed in the chicken coop now.... Her Mother AKA my mother in law, has arrived for a couple days. I told her it is not right to make her elderly mother sleep in the coop, She simply says " don't worry about it"
I am thinking of starting a "dear Abby" type thread here. With my considerable knowledge of women and my 40 plus years of marriage, I bet I could help a lot of guys and gals through the rough spots.......
donrae
Rest in Peace -2017
I'm thinking you don't have a sex life in the foreseeable future.......
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Funny thing happened last night.
First my mother-in-law arrived. I showed her my chickens and offered her a beer out of my new case. My Mother-in-law was impressed with my chickens I could tell by the way she pursed lips and the way she tip-toed through the yard like a young school girl. My wife and her sat outside on the deck and drank a couple beers while watching the chickens. I was so happy to see them bonding over my chickens and , lest us not forget, my turkeys.
My wife is really getting into the chickens now, I heard her mention to her mother selling some to a gal she works with. Anyways back to the funny story. I had to go out for a local civic duty I perform, and when I came home my new case of beer was empty and setting on the deck. I went to go in the door and it was locked.
I am guessing my wife and her mother had too much to drink, and had passed out. No matter how many times I called both the house phone and her cell, they did not answer. I pounded on the door and got no response. Luckily I remembered the cot set up in the coop. So I got to bond with my birds all night, It was so much fun. I bet my Mother-in-law will be comfy there tonight.
BUT the real funny thing was this morning, when I went to the house the turkeys and turkins ( baby chicks raised by the turkey, not real turkeys) followed me. They actually came up on the deck and started picking bugs and weeding her tomatoes she grows on the deck in huge pots. Her mother was very unreasonable, she accused my birds of being in the tomatoes. Made a huge fuss, said it was the last straw. Which is really funny cause I use pine chips and not straw.....
When I was having coffee my wife informed me we were going to the cemetery today, I guess they want to see how much lots cost. I guess it pays to think ahead..
First my mother-in-law arrived. I showed her my chickens and offered her a beer out of my new case. My Mother-in-law was impressed with my chickens I could tell by the way she pursed lips and the way she tip-toed through the yard like a young school girl. My wife and her sat outside on the deck and drank a couple beers while watching the chickens. I was so happy to see them bonding over my chickens and , lest us not forget, my turkeys.
My wife is really getting into the chickens now, I heard her mention to her mother selling some to a gal she works with. Anyways back to the funny story. I had to go out for a local civic duty I perform, and when I came home my new case of beer was empty and setting on the deck. I went to go in the door and it was locked.
I am guessing my wife and her mother had too much to drink, and had passed out. No matter how many times I called both the house phone and her cell, they did not answer. I pounded on the door and got no response. Luckily I remembered the cot set up in the coop. So I got to bond with my birds all night, It was so much fun. I bet my Mother-in-law will be comfy there tonight.
BUT the real funny thing was this morning, when I went to the house the turkeys and turkins ( baby chicks raised by the turkey, not real turkeys) followed me. They actually came up on the deck and started picking bugs and weeding her tomatoes she grows on the deck in huge pots. Her mother was very unreasonable, she accused my birds of being in the tomatoes. Made a huge fuss, said it was the last straw. Which is really funny cause I use pine chips and not straw.....
When I was having coffee my wife informed me we were going to the cemetery today, I guess they want to see how much lots cost. I guess it pays to think ahead..
You and your chickens are in Soooooooooo much trouble!
I would find my S.O. a raised tomato bed before I found myself on an empty couch!
Good luck with that.
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