Help, one of my chickens have feathers!

[mlmadura]

I'm a RN here and since I finally - realized what's going on...

and the seriousness of it....

I think we need to apply betadide to both your arms and.....................

AMPUTATE!!!!!!

 

[Sugar Sand Farm]

And for goodness sake DON"T LOOK IT IN THE EYE!!!!!!

 

[Imp]

Whatever you do...

DON"T BRING IT INTO THE HOUSE!!!


too late

 

[cyrixlord]

If you touch the feather, you might catch chicken fever which will make you want more of the things!

 

[PurpleChicken]

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My arms? Oh no!! I can't make ridiculous threads without them!!

 

[Imp]

It has to be done.
Learn to type with your toes, unless they have to go too.

 

[PurpleChicken]

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But she's sleeping next to me right now. I have a strong immune system.
I'll be... Hey!! What's this??? Holy chit I've got a pinfeather coming out
of my chest.

What's that?? A crumb on the ground? I gotta get it!!!!!!!!!

 

[Feathers Acres]

Its okay you can just use your stump of arms....or go get your
adorable little son and make him do all the typing for you.

 

[rooster-red]

Thats very odd, we don't have a feather problem here.

 

[Imp]

Without your fingers or toes,you'll have to use that beak.