Help toilet training a Sasquatch toddler...

[duluthralphie]

So, what you are saying is the sasquatch child is in charge, and the parents are not expected to teach the sasquatch child that there are age appropriate rules, boundaries, limits, and consequences. In that case, I hope sasquatch parents are prepared to do LOTS of cleaning.

That’s the problem I end up cleaning after them!

 

[NHMountainMan]

So, what you are saying is the sasquatch child is in charge, and the parents are not expected to teach the sasquatch child that there are age appropriate rules, boundaries, limits, and consequences. In that case, I hope sasquatch parents are prepared to do LOTS of cleaning.

That squatch baby may need Ritalin...

 

[NHMountainMan]

There's nothing worse than stepping in squatch scat - that $hit don't come off.

We have a family of sasquatch living on our property too.. this is the best pic I've been able to capture.

 

[duluthralphie]

There's nothing worse than stepping in squatch scat - that $hit don't come off.

We have a family of sasquatch living on out property too.. this is the best pic I've been able to capture.

You have been fooled!!

That’s a decoy. The females use them to lure in males for breeding. Most Sasquatch women are, well in a word, uglier than sin..

So the females use decoys of beautiful shapely gals like your decoy. Then when the male comes to investigate the female attacks.. think rooster on hen but reversed! It’s disgusting...
Poor make Sasquatch’s are so henpecked.

 

[Duck_life]

Not really, I let them stay there as security. They keep the thief’s and cowans away.


Plus, I figure it is the right thing to do. As you know I have high standards and care deeply, hence the war on dux...

The Sasquatch’s are pretty poor, the spend the summer living out of garbage cans at camp grounds... I feel sorry for them, they are constantly harassed by dux.

My dux take in the homeless. What sweet critters they are.

 

[room onthebroom]

Clearly its the Yeti poop that's keeping the thieves away. If you MUST clean it up, may I suggest a gallon of natures miracle & a Costco sized pack of paper towels for the inside & a dog (er... horse) sized pooper scooper for the outside? Just know that if you go to these extreme measures thieves & squatters WILL take over. (Maybe just the thieves as apparently the squatters are already there.)

 

[NHMountainMan]

I thought that was the female, and this was the male?

We've got hiking, snowmobile and atv trails crossing our land. It makes a perfect greenway for the Sasquatch migration.

 

[duluthralphie]

I thought that was the female, and this was the male?

We've got hiking, snowmobile and ate tails crossing our land. It makes a perfect greenway for the Sasquatch migration.

Yes, that’s the male. You can tell by the small head and the bruises from his last mating. A male preying mantra has it good compared to a male Sasquatch.

 

[FortCluck]

This thread killed me

I have a Squatch in my yard. Bet he'd scratch my eyes out if I tried potty training him.

 

[duluthralphie]

This thread killed me

I have a Squatch in my yard. Bet he'd scratch my eyes out if I tried potty training him.

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Sorry, I don’t see the Sasquatch, I do see a shadow though..

There is another thread for those afraid of shadows.