Help toilet training a Sasquatch toddler...

[duluthralphie]

Oh good grief. There is an invention called a Potty Chair.

You ever try to get a Sasquatch to sit in a chair?

 

[getaclue]

Either the child needs to still be in diapers, and is not ready for potty training, or it's time to start. No, the beginning steps of potty training are not easy, or successful, but being consistent over time, gets the job done. I've trained 3 of my own children, and 4 grands, so I know it can be done.

 

[getaclue]

Regardless, the parents need to be cleaning up after the child. Period.

 

[Duck_life]

You ever try to get a Sasquatch to sit in a chair?

Use chains and lots of candy.

 

[duluthralphie]

Sasquatch consider diapers to be clothing. They refuse to wear any..

They are so primal.

 

[Henry&Friends]

My little brother had a potty chair, it was made of clear green plastic. He’d do his business, and then it was up to my mom or us kids to dump it in the toilet and wash it.


I remember having to dump & clean it vividly I would rather deal with my chickens poop (which there’s a lot of)

 

[Duck_life]

Sasquatch consider diapers to be clothing. They refuse to wear any..

They are so primal.

Force it on.

 

[getaclue]

So, what you are saying is the sasquatch child is in charge, and the parents are not expected to teach the sasquatch child that there are age appropriate rules, boundaries, limits, and consequences. In that case, I hope sasquatch parents are prepared to do LOTS of cleaning.

 

[Duck_life]

Do they pay you, Ralphie?

 

[duluthralphie]

Do they pay you, Ralphie?

Not really, I let them stay there as security. They keep the thief’s and cowans away.


Plus, I figure it is the right thing to do. As you know I have high standards and care deeply, hence the war on dux...

The Sasquatch’s are pretty poor, the spend the summer living out of garbage cans at camp grounds... I feel sorry for them, they are constantly harassed by dux.