Help toilet training a Sasquatch toddler...

[duluthralphie]

I probably have a strange mind...the first thing that occurred to me was that you might make a bit of money by covering the poops with shellac and then painting them into pool balls. I mean, what better thing to give a ''person who has everything'' than a genuine Sasquatch poop pool ball? Or, a paperweight, for that matter. Perhaps even fake eggs to put under a broody hen...?

Great idea!!


Pool poop balls.


Or. Poop pool balls

100% recycle natural product..


I love it.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

But that doesn't take care of the hair issue. .
I like my idea better.
My idea makes use of both.

 

[duluthralphie]

But that doesn't take care of the hair issue. .
I like my idea better.
My idea makes use of both.

Maybe we could sell the hair balls as softballs...

 

[007Sean]

Maybe we could sell the hair balls as softballs...

Hey, ya might be able to sell them to Tom Brady....he likes small, soft footballs.

 

[duluthralphie]

Hey, ya might be able to sell them to Tom Brady....he likes small, soft footballs.

It might be fun to watch him try and suck the air out of these too..

 

[Mimi13]

I think @Eggscaping has an idea there. The squatch balls for fake eggs and the squatch hair balls for nesting/brooder material.

I think this would possibly sell like hot cakes.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I think @Eggscaping has an idea there. The squatch balls for fake eggs and the squatch hair balls for nesting/brooder material.

I think this would possibly sell like hot cakes.

I would not want my chickens to get crabs.
There's a potential law suit waiting to happen with that one.

And can you imagine how bad a squatch poo ball would start to smell after being sat on for several days by a broody hen?

 

[room onthebroom]

Sasquatch Plaster.

I miss a lot when I’m gone. Shaw, does your plaster really have horse hair in it? How do you know it’s horse hair & not Sasquatch hair?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Sasquatch Plaster.

I miss a lot when I’m gone. Shaw, does your plaster really have horse hair in it? How do you know it’s horse hair & not Sasquatch hair?

me don't know. Only Ralphie knows what Sasquatch hair looks like.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

RALPHIE.
I know you just got home from squatch country.
Is that toddler Sasquatch toilet trained yet?