No time table from squat to omlettes i'm very sorry to say. But you CAN make a V with your fingers, put the base of your hen's tail in the crotch of the V and jiggle your V side to side. Remove your V from the tail, your hen will now get up and shake. You have just become a rooster....congrats! Or should I say cocka doodle ewwww! Follow my instructions or risk tripping on randy hens, you have been warned!

Ok, once your hens squat for you they're showing that they consider you their rooster. Hens get "randy" and will squat in your path and you'll trip. Hence giving the hens the V or "spocking" the hens satisifies the randy and saves you a trip to the ground.
