Chickassan
RIP 1975-2022
No time table from squat to omlettes i'm very sorry to say. But you CAN make a V with your fingers, put the base of your hen's tail in the crotch of the V and jiggle your V side to side. Remove your V from the tail, your hen will now get up and shake. You have just become a rooster....congrats! Or should I say cocka doodle ewwww! Follow my instructions or risk tripping on randy hens, you have been warned!
