It was so hectic here today, that I finally just looked through the cabinet, and when I saw tuna, made a salad. It saved the day!
Are the figs everyone's talking about black, or green? We had a lot of fruit trees where I grew up, and figs were among them. The common ones we saw around were the black ones, but we also had a large one with light green skin, and soft, deep pink insides. They were like two different fruits.
I once had so many that I was grasping for ideas of what to do with them, and made up a fig pie. As I recall I added sugar and eggs, but past that, I don't recall. If I was doing it now. I'd add a little lemon juice, vanilla, touch of salt, and if we were using it, some milk. You could use spice if you felt like it, too. Cardamom, with little cinnamon, perhaps. etc. My children were small then, but really liked it, as did my husband!
Gee, Lizardz, the worst thing my grandad ever told me, was that he had a spaghetti farm. You know, loooooong, but thin! lol! Flies? I'm sure I'd not eat them, either, if I'd believed someone who said that!