Hogs eat man

Reminds me of an episode of "Criminal Minds" on CBS, where the unsub got rid of the bodies that way.
(By the way, Fowl_Odor002, you aren't by any chance a writer for television, are you?)
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CSI did a version of disposing of a body like that also. Wasn't there a children's poem where a little boy was eaten by a pig also????
Is this it? By Ronald Dahl

In England once there lived a big
A wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.

What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, "By gum, I've got the answer!"
"They want my bacon slice by slice
"To sell at a tremendous price!
"They want my tender juicy chops
"To put in all the butcher's shops!
"They want my pork to make a roast
"And that's the part'll cost the most!
"They want my sausages in strings!
"They even want my chitterlings!
"The butcher's shop! The carving knife!
"That is the reason for my life!"

Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great peace of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.

Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
"I had a fairly powerful hunch
"That he might have me for his lunch.
"And so, because I feared the worst,
"I thought I'd better eat him first."
 
Now you're scaring me. My husband and I just decided that we were getting a couple of pigs to raise and breed. Now you have to understand I have been afraid of pigs most of my life as I pulled a "Dorothy" when I was around 5. Those pigs were biting and nipping and if my father hadn't grabbed me.....

We raised two sets of pigs for slaughter last year and they were like puppies. Both sets of them. I fell in love with pigs. Now you have me wondering what will happen when their food has to be restricted to control weight.....
 

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