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In an Alfred Hitchcock short story I read years ago, a man got rid of a troublesome girlfriend (or ex wife) by feeding her to the chickens. Ran her through the hammer mill and mixed her with the feed. In another story, a woman disposed of her abusive husband by feeding him to the dogs. And in another, a woman converted a troublesome blackmailer into compost. The favorite disposal though, both in fiction and real life, seems to be pigs. I like pigs, but I am always very careful when I work around them.