Hogs eat man

[chickened]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/01/14173510-70-year-old-oregon-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs?lite

For all you people who raise hogs here is something to think about.

 

[conny63malies]

They are omnivore and therefore eat anything.

 

[chickened]

They are omnivore and therefore eat anything.

Except dentures

 

[speckledhen]

Yeah, and if you dropped dead in the chicken coop, your chickens would do the same.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Not quite as cleanly as pigs will though. Given another hour an he would have all been gone.

 

[sumi]

Yeah, and if you dropped dead in the chicken coop, your chickens would do the same.

I can think of worse ways to go...

 

[cupman]

Ironic to say the least. I hope grandpa had a heart attack before the pigs ate him... I couldn't imagine being eaten alive.

 

[Fowl_Odor002]

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like food. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig poop, now do you? They will go through bone like butter.

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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[Fowl_Odor002]

I've always wanted to say that

 

[zazouse]

I use to raise hogs for meat and i had a few that would eat anything that go into their pen, i seen them eat live chickens geese rabbits and anything else that found it's way in their pen

I was glade to butcher them hogs they were scary