How chicken are you?

[gritsar]

The funny thing is, I had all the aforementioned weapons right at hand...there's 3 large walking sticks by the door, my SO is a gun collector so I had a large assortment of lethal weapons, and my dog is mostly irish wolfhound and not afraid of anything. None of those things came to mind. Somehow the only thing that gave me guts enough to go out there was hearing my SO's voice on the phone....nevermind that he is 500 miles away right now and wouldn't have been alot of help. As for calling the sheriff's office, I seriously considered it. The thing is, my SO is a cop and I can imagine the ribbing me and/or he would have taken over this one.

 

[wclawrence]

I am a brave guy, lots of guns, dogs, all the stuff you need to not be afraid... But the battery would have been dead the next morning... and I would have been tired from staying up all night with gun in hand ready for a fool to come mess with me.

 

[Wildsky]

Target practice... I would have taken the gun and shot the lights out from the safety of the porch!

wait............ whats more expensive, new lights or a battery - it would have been one or the other this morning.

 

[TxChiknRanchers]

I don't sleep with closet doors open and I don't let body parts hang off the side of the bed.

LMAO MissPrissy

Now that is funny, but I sleep with my body parts on top of the bed too! But it is because its more comfortable that way. Now when I was a kid I did look under the bed before going to sleep and before I swung a foot over in the morning. But of course I was FIVE or six Then.​

 

[mdbucks]

I would have let the dog out, loaded the gun and went to shut off the lights, the dog would chase a rabit startle me and get shot. I never would make it to the tractor, so I would have to get new battery and bury my dog in the morning.

 

[Wildsky]

Well MD - perhaps you could shoot the rabbit as well an dhave dinner ready for your spouse when they got home! Then Yell at them for the tractor lights - you got to blame someone.

 

[gritsar]

aha, now you know why I left the guns and the dog in the house

 

[lurky]

Dead Battery for sure!!!!!!!

 

[nccountrygirl]

I can spook myself...almost to the point of running into a closet

This is me, the darn thing would have been double dead the next morning. Every one DH included likes to scare the s**t out of me, they thing it's halarious to see me jump out of my skin.HAHA

 

[Scrambled Egg]

Chicken? Me? If that had happened to me I would have stood there paralyzed and waited for the tractor beam to pull me up into the space ship!! Yep, totally a coward but likely a good alien experiment!!