How did your flock annoy you today?

[atomic]

Today, the roles have reversed.

I proceeded outside with my bowl of treats and called the notorious “chick chick chiiiiick!” and as expected everyone teleported. I tossed the remnants of the bowl and,

Cabbage.

I am officially on the sheet list.

 

[Dandelion and Clover]

SMH. Bad enough we sleep above the window and poop on everything but an egg!? I'm seriously impressed it stayed there. Not sure how long it was there, it was very discolored. Tossed that bad boy straight into the woods.