How Do I Tell My Wife?

[sourland]

WHY ?

( Would it seem that he wasn't listening ? )

I don't "get-it".

THE Curmudgeon

"C" you musst be far older than me.

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

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Let's just say that "Methuselah" was one of my Great-Grandchildren.

...........Time Flies....when your having FUN !!!

THE Curmudgeon

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

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I CLAIM to be "hard-of-hearing".

STOCK ANSWER: "Honey, IF I had heard you.....I would surely have done as you said. However..., apparently....I couldn't hear you."

"WHAT did you say?"

"Say again, please?"

THE Curmudgeon
P.S. It doesn't work very well anymore....over-used...I guess. She says I have "Selective Hearing".

 

[sumi]

That's one of the problems that comes with extreme old age.

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

That's one of the problems that comes with extreme old age.

USUALLY....."extreme old age" is preferable to the "alternative".

Ha-Ha !!!

THE Curmudgeon
P.S. Were you talking to me...OR "just undressing" ?....I didn't hear you. ( ha-ha ! )

 

[Bunnylady]

That's one of the problems that comes with extreme old age.

Loss of hearing, or loss of credibility?

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

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WHAT "Credibility" ?

( I've NEVER been afflicted with THAT ! )

THE Curmudgeon

 

[sourland]

Loss of hearing, or loss of credibility?

Why, loss of hearing of course - credibility is generally lost far sooner.

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

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I don't think that "Credibility" has ever existed on this Random Ramblings Forum.....
( but I'll take a moment to "look-around" for some evidence of it....)

( a very doubtful exercise....)

THE Curmudgeon

 

[Bunnylady]

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I don't think that "Credibility" has ever existed on this Random Ramblings Forum.....
( but I'll take a moment to "look-around" for some evidence of it....)

( a very doubtful exercise....)

THE Curmudgeon
I would even go so far as to call it a pointless exercise. Perhaps there should be a warning on RR, "Surrender all credibility ye who enter here." But this is not the only place that it doesn't exist, and I agree with sour - many lose it long before they achieve anything regarded as age. In fact, some seem to seek to lose their credibility with at least as much fervor as they sought to lose, um, something else.