How Do I Tell My Wife?

[chickletteSarge]

1st.... if i found a bra and didnt know it did infact belong to my wife and it did turn out to be hers id be in just as much if not more trouble if it was another womans! Hell id be in trouble even if i didnt do anything!

 

[sourland]

1st.... if i found a bra and didnt know it did infact belong to my wife and it did turn out to be hers id be in just as much if not more trouble if it was another womans! Hell id be in trouble even if i didnt do anything!

Sarge, my gut tells me that 'trouble' follows you.

 

[thaiturkey]

1st.... if i found a bra and didnt know it did infact belong to my wife and it did turn out to be hers id be in just as much if not more trouble if it was another womans! Hell id be in trouble even if i didnt do anything!

I'd forgotten that my wife came to the gazebo later and assumed that the bra belonged to one of the visiting ladies. It looked too small for one of my wife's contraptions anyway. That's how I escaped trouble - when she told me it was hers and gave me a sideways look, I said that I thought it was too small. She seemed happy with that explanation.

 

[Baymule]

TT, as much as you claim to know about women, don't you know when one is marking her territory?

yeah, it's not like we can go whiz on the trees, marking our yard boundaries

 

[chickletteSarge]

Sarge, my gut tells me that 'trouble' follows you. 

YOU HAVE NO IDEAR!!!!:/

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

Quote:
TT...

Interesting.....I hadn't realized that you ARE a Well-Qualified "Diplomat" !!!
("Brainy Guy"....ain't he ? )

THE Curmudgeon

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

Some INTERESTING History OF "the Bra":

http://inventors.about.com/od/bstartinventions/a/brassiere.htm

THE Curmudgeon

 

[they'reHISchickens]

hehe.. sounds like something i would do. And something DH would find. But then, he knows all my undies, my sizes, he does the laundry since he retired and he likes to keep track of those things.

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

My FIRST wife found some ladie's "panties" in the "glove-box" of my Pick-it-up Truck.
( I had no idea HOW they got there !!! )

Perhaps....some "Snake-in-the Woods" put them there.

(Wife was a pretty woman.)

I had a LOT of TROUBLE over that !!!
( my "girlfriends" didn't like the demand that they throw them "OUT-THE-WINDOW" ......)

THE Curmudgeon

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

Yeah....I know.

I'm a "sick puppy".

But.....I DO "have-a-"Sense-of-Humor" !!!

Ha-Ha !!!

THE Curmudgeon