How Do I Tell My Wife?

[sumi]

USUALLY....."extreme old age" is preferable to the "alternative".

Ha-Ha !!!

THE Curmudgeon
P.S. Were you talking to me...OR "just undressing" ?....I didn't hear you. ( ha-ha ! )

Maybe when I get to your age. Can still afford to be picky.

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

Quote:
sumi (darlin')...

If'n GOD and his "henchmen" allow you to survive THAT LONG.........
......"Picky" will NOT BE a word in your useable VOCABULARY !!!

( just "settin' ya straight"..........)

THE Curmudgeon

 

[Mahonri]

entertaining thread....

 

[thaiturkey]

My FIRST wife found some ladie's "panties" in the "glove-box" of my Pick-it-up Truck.
( I had no idea HOW they got there !!! )

Perhaps....some "Snake-in-the Woods" put them there.

(Wife was a pretty woman.)

I had a LOT of TROUBLE over that !!!
( my "girlfriends" didn't like the demand that they throw them "OUT-THE-WINDOW" ......)

THE Curmudgeon

Sure thing dood!

 

[guinea fowl galore]

entertaining thread....

Entertaining punctuation too :/

 

[THE Curmudgeon]

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TT....( mi amigo ),

For future "reference"....Take Heed:

The "term" : Dude or dood...is considered an insult.....in New Mexico.

"Dudes" are "inexperienced City Boys from "Back-East".

(provided for informational value ONLY....all Disclaimers are CLAIMED and ( hopefully ) OPERATIVE ...
...within the Borders of NEW MEXICO.)

( It is ONE of the 50 States...you know....It became a STATE just PRIOR to Arizona...in 1912 ( 100 years ago---47th State. )
It wasn't until I was a CHILD in the 50s that Hawaii and Alaska were admitted.....( Which really "screwed-up" the TEXTBOOKS )

Ha-Ha !!!

THE Curmudgeon

 

[sumi]

Eish dude. Good thing I don't live there.

 

[thaiturkey]

TT....( mi amigo ),

For future "reference"....Take Heed:

The "term" : Dude or dood...is considered an insult.....in New Mexico.

"Dudes" are "inexperienced City Boys from "Back-East".

(provided for informational value ONLY....all Disclaimers are CLAIMED and ( hopefully ) OPERATIVE ...
...within the Borders of NEW MEXICO.)

( It is ONE of the 50 States...you know....It became a STATE just PRIOR to Arizona...in 1912 ( 100 years ago---47th State. )
It wasn't until I was a CHILD in the 50s that Hawaii and Alaska were admitted.....( Which really "screwed-up" the TEXTBOOKS )

Ha-Ha !!!

THE Curmudgeon

My American friends here are rather more open minded about it.

 

[sourland]

My American friends here are rather more open minded about it.

Must be a 'New Mexico' sort of thing.

I hear that there are lots of 'sensitive' folk out there.

 

[thaiturkey]

Must be a 'New Mexico' sort of thing.

I hear that there are lots of 'sensitive' folk out there.

Must be something to do with the stuff crossing the border.