Well, first you have to get all the places set on that tiny little quail-height table, then you get them all into their little bibs, then-
Ah, I think I've misinterpreted the question.
Serious answer, my dad used to prepare quail breasts by baking them on a sheet in the oven, with bacon laid over them. It makes for lousy, floppy bacon (he'd save it to toss into chili) and tasty quail. You could probably do that with the legs, too. And I know on cooking shows I've seen them just cut a butchered quail in half, cover in spices, and roast it in a skillet.
Or you could grind them up in a food processor to make a truly awful but very high-protein shake.