How do you pronounce...

[Sapphire Sebright]

I’ve not. But that sounds lovely. We need to off someone as practice.

Any takers out there?

 

[ChickForLife]

Any takers out there?

Meeeeeeeeee

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

My favorite offing technique is angry chicken.

I need someone to train me in the ways of offing.

 

[black_cat]

Any takers out there?

I nominate The Turtle

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Any takers out there?

I shall observe the offing as a curious bystander.

 

[nuthatched]

26 degrees F here.

Yes, the state of pitiful confusion usually has a glacial chill to prevent invading nutters.

 

[sourland]

EXCUSE ME? Are you ABANDONING THE KINGDOM?

I was hoping we could move monk and company to the Kingdom.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Meeeeeeeeee

Okay, HuffleClaw -- hold the scale in a two-handed grip, like so... heavy end up, foot end towards you, yep, that's it. Horizontal swings are easiest and have the most power -- gravity is a powerful ally (except for when it's not) -- and side swings tend to make you spin a little, depending on how heavy the scale is. Take your pick, but try not to hit ChickForLife too hard -- we want him (her?) up and moving for when we practice on moving targets....

 

[ChickForLife]

Okay, HuffleClaw -- hold the scale in a two-handed grip, like so... heavy end up, foot end towards you, yep, that's it. Horizontal swings are easiest and have the most power -- gravity is a powerful ally (except for when it's not) -- and side swings tend to make you spin a little, depending on how heavy the scale is. Take your pick, but try not to hit ChickForLife too hard -- we want him (her?) up and moving for when we practice on moving targets....

I have always wanted to see what is inside my head?

 

[black_cat]

Okay, HuffleClaw -- hold the scale in a two-handed grip, like so... heavy end up, foot end towards you, yep, that's it. Horizontal swings are easiest and have the most power -- gravity is a powerful ally (except for when it's not) -- and side swings tend to make you spin a little, depending on how heavy the scale is. Take your pick, but try not to hit ChickForLife too hard -- we want him (her?) up and moving for when we practice on moving targets....

Aim for the shoulder. Usually we'd go for the head, but we as Saffy said, we want him awake for the moving targets portion.