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[EmtheFishLady]

Saff!
Sharpen your blades.
If Terry pulls this again you have to off him.

Uh, NO! Do you know how many traps I had to set and how many brownies I baked to catch that MFB?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Tsk Tsk...this simply will not do. Perhaps it's time to resurrect a thread and summon a Spook.

I'd like to meet him. Another Spook besides my clingy guinea:

 

[Kiki]

Wait, what? Huh?
He seems like a nice guy... and a husband besides. I'm not sure that I have the nerve heart to widow Em.
Also, my blades are already sharp. Staple gun loaded, bathroom scale cleaned from the last incident, etc.....

If he chains her to a tree again...off with his head.
The little one will be good enough to teach him to never chain her up again.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

You are washing the dishes when you are done, right?

Sadly yes.

 

[Kiki]

Sadly yes.

@EmtheFishLady HELP HIM!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Can I ask who this "Spookwriter," is?
I am unfamiliar with EmHistory.

Mr Spook is what all us other people in the kingdom wanna be when we grow up.
he just floats around in his sheet eating brownies and donuts and avoids all the traps set down by the moat.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Sadly yes.

It's good to be Queen.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

The little one will be good enough to teach him to never chain her up again.

Some of us like-nevermind.

 

[Chookwagn]

It's good to be Queen.

Were you one of the farm boys "slightly damaged strays"???



*goes and hides*

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Mr Spook is what all us other people in the kingdom wanna be when we grow up.
he just floats around in his sheet eating brownies and donuts and avoids all the traps set down by the moat.

Anyone wanna get a VERY brief history on Spook and MFB before he got caught? Here ya go.
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/im-in-love-with-the-donut-lady.473266/post-23620914