How long does it take to curl all those feathers???

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by WriterofWords, May 28, 2011.

  1. mom'sfolly

    mom'sfolly Crowing

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    Let me know how that turns out!!! [​IMG]
     
  2. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Well I'm going to need a lawyer, Mo Banty is suing me. I tried to nab him just to see if I could wrap a cool curling iron around a feather, he called his body guard Coby, Coby came running and in the process ran over one of Duchess's babies. The baby screamed, Duchess attacked Coby, while I was trying to see if the baby was ok Duchess attacked me too because I touched a baby. When she jumped me I dropped Mo, when I dropped Mo Duchess attacked him. When Duchess attacked Mo I jumped, dropped the baby, the baby screamed again and Duchess called for back up. Her backup was her daughter Princess, her's and Nugget's daughter, she's big, and normally really friendly. When the baby screamed, and Duchess screamed, she came running because of the babies Duchess hatched is hers, but she's a lousy mommy so Grandma Duchess is raising both her two kids and her granddaughter.

    Princess came running and jumped Coby who was trying to flog me because his little buddy Mo was screeching at the top of his little Banty lungs. When Princess jumped Coby, her brother no less, he screamed like pullet and ran. He ran over Mo, I think Mo is going to sue me.
     
  3. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap

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    Very clever. I want a sip of what you are having.
     
  4. mom'sfolly

    mom'sfolly Crowing

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    Laughing so hard a trip to the bathroom is in order.

    Lay off that curling iron. Any daughter of Nugget is probably dangerous.
     
  5. benjoycei

    benjoycei Songster

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  6. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

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    OMG, I don't care what you call it, ignorant, cute, whatever, that is just plain hilarious. [​IMG]
     
  7. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Very clever. I want a sip of what you are having.

    Earl Grey, Twinnings.
     
  8. BookWorm243

    BookWorm243 Songster

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  9. SunnyCalifornia

    SunnyCalifornia Songster

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    How do I just subscribe to your posts? You crack me up!! What a great storyteller you are.... [​IMG] And I Loved the one about the fainting chicken, and pastry butt too! [​IMG]

    Aren't chickens just the greatest! Such entertainment!!
     
  10. kemclaughlin

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    I had never seen or heard of a frizzle before I joined this thread... the question does surprise me though...
     

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