..How many of you SECRETLY.....

[Chick_a_dee]

Our dogs are all crated because they are messy little buggers, but the cat sleeps with me

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I sleep with an old, blind, farting Boston Terrier under the covers on my left, a Min-Pin between the pillows, DW on my right, & a one eyed wiener dog & a dobie on the floor next to her. That leaves twin Border Collie mixes & a Husky mix taking over my woodshop.

 

[Davaroo]

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Farting Boston Terrier - I had one of those!

If my wife, Lori, had her way, every dog we have would be in the bed. But I have a simple solution to that:

1. Grasp canine firmly by the scruff of the neck.
2. Raise covers briskly.
3. Toss canine onto the floor.
4. Replace covers.
5. Repeat as necessary.

 

[ducks4you]

I'M IN STICTHES--Pyg farts too, but ONLY in the living room while we're watching tv. (Maybe she wants to be noticed?)

 

[FrizzlesRule]

I don't have a dog, but there are a few animals that sleep under the covers and they are so warm.

 

[Davaroo]

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Okay.... you're going to have to elaborate on that one a bit!

 

[FrizzlesRule]

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Okay.... you're going to have to elaborate on that one a bit!

Oh, I thought is was obvious. It's a few of my bantams. Usually SPIKE and MUGGSY.

 

[Davaroo]

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Okay.... you're going to have to elaborate on that one a bit!

Oh, I thought is was obvious. It's a few of my bantams. Usually SPIKE and MUGGSY.

Bantams, as in chickens??!!

Oh, dear Lord, I'll get my coat

 

[Elite Silkies]

My husband and I sleep with our 2 small dogs and our cat.

 

[geepy]

There are at least 3 to 5 cats in our bed every night (I can't sleep unless I hear them purring)

My dog sleeps by the bed in his custom made bed and there are usually peeps in the closet.

I have also had baby raccons and squirells in the bed also.