How-To Chickens Contest!!! (Writing instructions of how to do your chickens) ENDS JULY 20TH 2023

[Isabella7Storm5]

Nahhh, no one will notice if the fine print isn’t fine.
I mean, I noticed—buuut, that’s just me.

i was actually thinking about that at like 5 this morning...Why didn't they make the fine print fine?

 

[LhickenChicken]

i was actually thinking about that at like 5 this morning...Why didn't they make the fine print fine?

I noticed it now. By then I couldn't edit it. Gah

 

[LhickenChicken]

Nahhh, no one will notice if the fine print isn’t fine.
I mean, I noticed—buuut, that’s just me.

All right Mr Spork!

 

[Blue Raptor]

All right Mr Spork!

That’s MISS Spork to you, lady.

 

[LhickenChicken]

That’s MISS Spork to you, lady.

Okay okay. Miss/Mr Spork

 

[LhickenChicken]

Okay okay. Miss/Mr Spork

I didn't look at your profile. I did just now. I just took a wild guess, actually did a paper draw from a hat. I drew Mr so that's what I wrote

 

[Blue Raptor]

I didn't look at your profile. I did just now. I just took a wild guess, actually did a paper draw from a hat. I drew Mr so that's what I wrote

Fantastic.
I’ll just tack ‘Miss Spork’ next to my other nickname of ‘Muffy Sporker’

 

[LhickenChicken]

Fantastic.
I’ll just tack ‘Miss Spork’ next to my other nickname of ‘Muffy Sporker’

Hey
I'm a spork too
You said so yourself,

Btw are any of you on this thread know about what to do when a baby rabbit gets abandoned by his mammy? I had that happen right now. I'm feeding it goatmilk mixed with whipping cream which I heard you're supposed to give, and had some spare rabbit fur.

 

[Blue Raptor]

Hey
I'm a spork too
You said so yourself,

Eyyyy, the spork club!

Btw are any of you on this thread know about what to do when a baby rabbit gets abandoned by his mammy? I had that happen right now. I'm feeding it goatmilk mixed with whipping cream which I heard you're supposed to give, and had some spare rabbit fur.

@_-Captain BRM-_ has bunnies, maybe she’ll know what to do.

 

[_-Captain BRM-_]

Hey
I'm a spork too
You said so yourself,

Btw are any of you on this thread know about what to do when a baby rabbit gets abandoned by his mammy? I had that happen right now. I'm feeding it goatmilk mixed with whipping cream which I heard you're supposed to give, and had some spare rabbit fur.

Is it wild? How old is it?
Goat milk is an excellent replacer. But depending on the age they can be *hard* to keep alive. Next to impossible. Day old kits are so, SO extremely hard to feed. But maybe yours is older? I need tha deeetaaaiiils.
@LhickenChicken