- Apr 21, 2008
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Step 1: Read lots and lots. Feel like a competent, educated adult.
Step 2: Get worried about your chicks. The temps are cool and it's an hour from the hatchery to your house.
Step 3: Pick up 4 cute, fluffy chicks.
Step 4: Express concerns to kind staff. They suggest placing box on floor near heater.
Step 5: Place box on floor, near heater. Cover with coat. Block foot well with atlas just to be sure the heat is contained.
Step 6: Drive home. Listen to contented chirping. Notice that during last 5 miles there's no chirping.
Step 7: Don't check on your chicks. Just assume that quiet means contentment, sleeping, etc.
Step 8: Hit a big bump on the road. Again, no chirping. Feel stomach sink.
Step 9: Pull over. Observe dead chicks. Manage to save one later. Watch other die in your hand.
Step 10: Feel like an idiot. Wonder if it's still wise to work daily with other peoples' children.
Step 11: Write confession on internet message board as a form of penance for stupidity.
Conclusion: It seems everything they say about us "city folk" is true. Well-meaning, but REALLY dumb.
Step 2: Get worried about your chicks. The temps are cool and it's an hour from the hatchery to your house.
Step 3: Pick up 4 cute, fluffy chicks.
Step 4: Express concerns to kind staff. They suggest placing box on floor near heater.
Step 5: Place box on floor, near heater. Cover with coat. Block foot well with atlas just to be sure the heat is contained.
Step 6: Drive home. Listen to contented chirping. Notice that during last 5 miles there's no chirping.
Step 7: Don't check on your chicks. Just assume that quiet means contentment, sleeping, etc.
Step 8: Hit a big bump on the road. Again, no chirping. Feel stomach sink.
Step 9: Pull over. Observe dead chicks. Manage to save one later. Watch other die in your hand.
Step 10: Feel like an idiot. Wonder if it's still wise to work daily with other peoples' children.
Step 11: Write confession on internet message board as a form of penance for stupidity.
Conclusion: It seems everything they say about us "city folk" is true. Well-meaning, but REALLY dumb.