figured i'd relate this little conversation i had with a vegan. i think it's funny anyway. i was working construction at the time and was sitting outside on the sidewalk. the building we were re-wireing was like a strip mall store. anyway i brought my lunch that day and was eating ham (from a feral pig i had shot) and a fried drumstick (rooster rotating time, prevents inbreeding). this guy stops and asks me "Do you know how those poor creatures were raised?" I was a bit confused at first so "what creatures?" looking around guy: "that poor pig and chicken that was murdered and now you're eating." me: "ooooh *light comes on* as a matter of fact i do. the rooster had a quite nice life till the end and the pig was probably miserable." guy: "how could you think the chicken could have a nice life in an overcrowded cage being feed hormones. i'm just glad you know the pig had a miserable life on that "farm"" (apparently a "farm" is the floor below hell) me: "overcrowded? i'll have you know that this fellow lived on my "farm" and lived a life of carnal pleasures. and the pig would have had a much happier life if not for "enlightened people,.... like you" releasing them into the wild where they starve, destroy vegetable gardens, become a nuisance, and have to be shot." *grin and take another bite.* guy: *glares mouth opening and closing nothing coming out finally walks off followed by me and co workers snickering at him* (I swear i heard him call me a cannibal as he walked off. Is it wrong of me to antagonize people that antagonize me first? especially uninformed ones? add funny convos you've had. i need a laugh. it's raining so i can't go out and work, and the kids got an x-box kenect yesterday evening. the jumping and high pitched screaming started at 7 A.M.