View attachment 1173857 Every second grader needs a broad sword—NOT! I made DS wait until he was 14 and then had the edge taken off.
If you leave it sharp, they learn REAL quick what not to do. You teach them first aid. Of course, they cut stuff you don't want cut too. And then lie about it. Fun times.
My buddies would have drunken sword fights on the front lawn. I wasn't that, um, drunk. Fond memories.
I am doing the same.
Any special request?
@uglyduckling - Kiki is going to send you something close to her heart. A crate of TP. She is too scared that you will run out. TP is one of those essentials.
Kiki - you'd look fabulous as a wench! And you have a sewing machine! Get to it!
Are you going over Thanksgiving? I'll be there! Just wander through the Faire shouting "Nutball!" and you'll find me! Hint: Check the Taverns and Odeon! We love Fakespeare! Sound and Fury! Um, not safe for Mini.
No live animals. Can a chicken be a service pet? I wonder if they would let me in with dead chickens? Oh, they may be biased! I need a lawyer to see if I have a case. Why dead chickens and not live chickens? That is discrimination against the living!
I wonder if they are pro-zombie?
Just imagine, Monty Pythonesque dead cart full of rubber chickens! It'll be like Monty Python meets the Muppets! I can dress like Gonzo! Crazy Lady can go as Camilla! Brilliant! Just brilliant!