As I get more comfortable admitting I have chickens, for sanity or lack thereof (therapy chickens), I'm amazed how supportive and jealous everyone is. Nope, not as hard as I thought. Neato mosquito!
Denial - a very fine state. You have lots of company. Unlike Delaware.
Isn't it always hot, humid and full of mosquitos? What am I missing?
SHOW US! I dare you!
If you take an antihistamine with your evening tequila, the swelling will be gone by tomorrow AM, I guarantee! And you won't whine anymore tonight! Legs? what legs? I'm floating! And did you know, tequila when mixed with Mountain Dew tastes just like koolaid after the first liter? That second liter went quick! I'm floating! Make it stop!!!
@Ursuline Chick - strike 2 for the Cherry Moonshine. Fruit juice addition just makes it taste like Robitussin. I'm open to suggestions on this one. And nothing caffeinated, it's almost bedtime at the old folks home.