DH is a chocolate-chip-a-holic. We buy them in bulk from Costco. Even still, I have to keep a secret bag hidden in a gamma bucket under all the dried beans so the kids will have some if they ever need to bake anything. Theres been a few times where he's been out & I felt so bad that I gave him the secret stash.... Made sure he was in the other room tho so he wouldn't know where we keep 'em.
I'm a huge fan of chocolate, but if I HAD to pick between chocolate & salsa. I'd pick the salsa. This is what happens when you spend your whole life living so close to the Mexican boarder.