I am a doofus.

I was thinking of saying 'Oops, I dropped it in the blender. This is the biggest piece I could find... ' then show them the speaker and motherboard or something.
 
when i first got a phone (it was a cheap nokia and pre paid thankfully!!) i was like 15 lol sooo i thought i was soo cool with my phone!! and we had one of those big above the ground pools. i put one of those inflatable like raft thingies with all the cup holders to "lay out" and work on my tan while i took a snooze in the pool.. my smart self had phone in there on top of my bathing suit (i didn't wana ruin my tan but somehow i always do) and well i feel asleep kinda, while i was talking to someone, so i layed my phone down and then when whoever it was i was talking to text me back it scared me and i flew up and there went my phone... down the bottom of the pool
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i couldn't get a new one for like a month. my mom's friend had given me $100 bucks to get a new phone and while i was waiting i had it hidden in my room and my big brother stole it from me!!!!!!! he lied about it buuuut i got mine
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he payed for my first tattoo LOL and when he comes home from deployment he said he's going to pay for my new tat i want
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in an unrelated story just to tell ya'll how dumb i actually can be.. i was at the beach and i put sun block on my face cuz it burns easily and i didn't want to tan my face.. i wasn't paying attention and i whiped my sunblock hand on my bare tummy.. it didn't dawn on me till i had a tan WITH a hand print on my tummy
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DOH
 

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