I am at a loss!

[Alexandra33]

Other than the ice cold rain, I'm doing pretty good Thank You

Good to hear, I think? Could we swap weather, pretty please? Fall is my favorite season....but it never lasts long enough! *joins in complaintfest*

~Alex

 

[Alexandra33]

Funny chicken stories, let's see:
So, one of my EE hens has come down with sour crop (poor baby ), and I decided to vomit her because that's the standard first course of action. Guess who flung their head violently during the process? Also guess who happened to have their mouth open due to intense concentration? Guess who ended up ingesting chicken crop juices?

~Alex

 

[BlackHackle]

Your fooling righ? Gross chicken story!

 

[BlackHackle]

My chicken story is a bit more funny. I once had a mixed flock that was protected by 10 roosters. One day a large raven planned to pay them a visit. Guess who highballed it into the coop? Wrong! The roosters were the first to retreat. But the flock not at risk for the smallest light Sussex hen you'll me bravely spurred the ravin off! NO FOOLING!!!

 

[Alexandra33]

Your fooling righ? Gross chicken story!

No joke....this is normal, everyday life for me. I take it nonchalantly because I've already been infected with every avian germ under the sun.

My chicken story is a bit more funny. I once had a mixed flock that was protected by 10 roosters. One day a large raven planned to pay them a visit. Guess who highballed it into the coop? Wrong! The roosters were the first to retreat. But the flock not at risk for the smallest light Sussex hen you'll me bravely spurred the ravin off! NO FOOLING!!!

You go, brave little lady!!!! Roosters are true "chicken."

My hens harass skunks.

~Alex

 

[BlackHackle]

Ikes! Every chicken disease?
You get skunks!

 

[Alexandra33]

Ikes! Every chicken disease?
You get skunks!

Yeppers. I'm still alive to tell the tale!

Lots of 'em! Wait, does this mean....you don't?

~Alex

 

[BlackHackle]

That is correct! We are skunk free were I live!

 

[Alexandra33]

That is correct! We are skunk free were I live!

Any chance you'd open your heart to a few....uh....searching for loving homes?

~Alex

 

[BlackHackle]

I don't know now...they have a bad reputation, they'll have to prove to me they can hold it all back!