I can pretend I'm famous

[rnoyster]

Me thinks, MacBeth, that you inbibe a tad too much! LOL!!

 

[annie3001]

how true how true!!

 

[Gonzo]

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Thats awesome! Our chickens flock to our little boy like he's a rock star too! Its cute!

 

[JetBlack]

If you go out, in a hard rain, you can pretend it's the sound of applause.

 

[Zahboo]

What scandal will be unearthed from your fame though? That's the scary part!

 

[3goodeggs]

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You ARE a chick magnet.

 

[JetBlack]

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You ARE a chick magnet.

I KNEW it! Now someone just needs to tell the women that.

 

[JetBlack]

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Well, I don't change my oil often enough. And I wait till the 15th to do my taxes. And I frequently leave the empty OJ container in the fridge, when I don't make more, right away, figuring then I don't have to wash it because it's still in the fridge! [GENIUS!] The tint on my car windows is 10% too dark.

I won't let fame go to my head. I'll never forget the little people

I won't say things like "I could fit your whole house in my swimming pool!" (<-- For those of you without teens, P!nk said that) I won't enter rehab or flee the country. I will pay my taxes but probably not adopt children from all over the world.

I wouldn't mind being just famous enough to get interviewed by Chelsea Handler. But if I am going to achieve *that* goal, I need to write a much funnier forum post.