I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Bunnylady]

A Queen never forgets...
Does anyone remember what it was I was supposed to be remembering?

What MFB said to put him in the doghouse, of course.

 

[cupman]

I want to laugh but I can't. I'm 27 and being so close to Valentine's Day you think about being single. I couldn't even imagine going on a date and trying to sell this crap to a woman. I would die alone if I subscribed to this joker's ideology.

 

[Bunnylady]

I want to laugh but I can't. I'm 27 and being so close to Valentine's Day you think about being single. I couldn't even imagine going on a date and trying to sell this crap to a woman. I would die alone if I subscribed to this joker's ideology.

You don't know - many may have. I wonder how many single male members of his church may have disappeared mysteriously.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Valentine's Day you think about being single.

You're single eh? How YOU DOIN?

Oops...I mean...uh...never mind.

 

[Bunnylady]

Terrrrry!!

 

[1muttsfan]

I can remember simmering in the audience at a high school friend's wedding - she got sucked into that "lunchtime bible study" thing posted in all the lecture halls at college. The paster droned on about Chris' responsibilities as a wife, including (but not restricted to) childbearing and raising, cooking, cleaning, and keeping the home for her family.

The one that really got me was when he said (and I can quote this because I can still hear him say it) " And Chris, you know that as God made the head to rule the body, he made Men to rule the home. And even if he is wrong, it is your duty to God to follow his instructions, as God intended". At that point I exploded in a hissing whisper to my mom, "DID YOU HEAR THAT!" which got me a little maternal attention and not in a good way.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Terrrrry!!

Stuff a carrot in it Bunny!

*walks off mumbling* Can't get away with nuthin round here...

 

[cupman]

You're single eh? How YOU DOIN?

Oops...I mean...uh...never mind.

ehh you gotta remember most people are single for a reason. tryin to finish up school. can only take a girl to Sizzler so many times before her girlfriends convince you he's a loser.

I'm almost 25 minutes into this nonsense and who knows, maybe he'll inspire me before the end.

 

[sourland]

In an attempt to get this thread back on track, I went back and listened to the pastor again. I think that he was describing me in my relationship with the Princess.

Perhaps I have been gender confused for all of these years, or is the Princess just lucky to have someone as virtuous as me? How will I ever explain this to her? She is truly a lucky woman having been blessed with such virtuosity that I am.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

ehh you gotta remember most people are single for a reason.

Thankfully, Terry did NOT remember this before he met me...