I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Bunnylady]

*walks off mumbling* Can't get away with nuthin round here...

Why does that sound familiar?

 

[KristyHall]

waiiiittt. What do you mean most people are single for a reason? I'm single. What is my reason? **prepares to get all mad ** are you implying I have an EM sized butt?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

waiiiittt. What do you mean most people are single for a reason? I'm single. What is my reason? **prepares to get all mad ** are you implying I have an EM sized butt?

HEY I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!

 

[Bunnylady]

Here we go, just for Em and Kristy - and it was right under this thread on the forum, too:
https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/427180/i-have-some-good-news-for-all-fat-girls

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Is Mississippi really as "big as they come"?
Don't under rate the big muddy

I just saw that. Spit out my drink.

 

[Bunnylady]

Quote:

I just saw that. Spit out my drink.

He gets that way when he spends a rainy night in the doghouse, doesn't he?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Here we go, just for Em and Kristy - and it was right under this thread on the forum, too:
https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/427180/i-have-some-good-news-for-all-fat-girls

Kristy, the rabbit just called us fat.

 

[sourland]

Run, bunny, run.

 

[Spookwriter]

Yes...I know it's Valentine Day tomorrow...and what a perfect
day it would be to be single.

There's a brand new girl done started down at the donut shop.
She's prettier than a krispty cream. She's got her fluffing and stuffing
in all the right spots.

And I think she likes me, too...I left her a quarter tip while ago and she
smiled at me. She acted like she wanted to say something to me, but
her boss was standing right close.

I might havfta go back there again tomorrow...

And now, back to the regular conversation here....who was it that
said something about Em's rear being wider than a ten-foot pole?
Could it be that we're starting to stretch the truth here? And needing
those two draft horses to pull the wagon...

...The Big Muddy....I just don't think I better touch that one. I have certain...
skills...that I don't be getting all muddy. Just ruins a sheet....

 

[EmtheFishLady]

A quarter? You never left me a quarter!

It seems my rear gets wider with every post...at this rate I'm going to need a circus tent for pants. Where's Perry when I need him?