I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Gargoyle]

Dream on Terry. This will never, ever, ever happen.

Terry needs to count is blessings. We're way outnumbered with just one wife, two or three and we'd really be sunk.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Terry needs to count is blessings. We're way outnumbered with just one wife, two or three and we'd really be sunk.

Ok, ok, I'll give you that one.

 

[MamaRoo]

Wow. I have clearly failed at being a woman - no husband, no kids, and the house is a mess. On the other hand I have traveled the world, set foot in many places of worship, and been hugged by a Fransiscan Friar. Seems to me the the road to perdition is a whole lot more fun than scrubbing clothes and making some guy dinner.

 

[sourland]

Terry needs to count is blessings. We're way outnumbered with just one wife, two or three and we'd really be sunk.

2 or 3 wives?

Only if I could retreat to the tribal hut each evening. I can't imagine being WRONG in the eyes and minds of three women all at the same time.

Terry, I tried to give you an ovation on that post, but apparently I have used up my quota of 'attaboys' for the day. Wonder why they are limited?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Terry, I tried to give you an ovation on that post, but apparently I have used up my quota of 'attaboys' for the day. Wonder why they are limited?

Oh, he's getting plenty of "Attaboys" tonight.

 

[Gargoyle]

2 or 3 wives?

Only if I could retreat to the tribal hut each evening. I can't imagine being WRONG in the eyes and minds of three women all at the same time.

Terry, I tried to give you an ovation on that post, but apparently I have used up my quota of 'attaboys' for the day. Wonder why they are limited?

If a man says something in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[sourland]

Gargoyle, that is a rhetorical question, right? Of course, the answer is a resounding, YES!


I wonder if that pastor gives private consultations. The Princess would love to meet him.

 

[onedoodle3]

2 or 3 wives?

Only if I could retreat to the tribal hut each evening. I can't imagine being WRONG in the eyes and minds of three women all at the same time.

Terry, I tried to give you an ovation on that post, but apparently I have used up my quota of 'attaboys' for the day. Wonder why they are limited?

How do you give an ovation? I haven't figured that out yet! I have 21 and have no idea how I got them!!!

 

[Spookwriter]

Early in our marriage I thought to keep my wife
barefoot and in the kitchen.

My very own, personal servant girl.

Did not take me long to figure out that her feet stink,
and she ate all my good food...starting with the donuts,
she worked her way into the brownies and then the candy.

I had to ban her from the kitchen for my own good.

Then I thought to force her into the bedroom.

That was another dumb plan. While I was at work, she went
through all my drawers. There might of been some things in
there that I wasn't ready to share with her yet.

Nothing like coming home from work to be blindsided into
an fight with my wife over something she had no business
knowing about.

Tried and true...just easier on both of us if I just leave her alone...

 

[sourland]

1d3, click on the little green thumbs up lower right hand corner on what you regard as a worthwhile post. A box will appear that you can make a comment in - then click to submit. I've been busy today

and gave 10 ovations. Apparently that is the limit.