I need your creativity! All responses welcome!

[wbruder17]

Yup. They already call me the crazy chicken lady in my circle. My friend told some guy that I have chickens because im sterile and I need to have eggs of some kind in my life! Haha!

Keep the ideas coming! Im looking for a short phrase to use as a funny theme! Like... Ain't None O THESE eggs a hatchin!

 

[SunnyCalifornia]

Maybe Moody, but not Broody.

 

[wbruder17]

I just wanted to bring this one back around and see if anyone else has thought of anything?

 

[Moxiechick]

How 'bout "It's all Ova"....

 

[wbruder17]

Quote:
Ha!

 

[StelleKitten]

I'm already and thirty and that **** time bomb is ticking in me. I fall apart over babies. Grah! I don't have babies but I want them but can't have them. *sighs* So here are a few that I use to help me feel better.

"Oh, sorry your kids kept you up all night. I slept great."

"Sucks having to plan your life around your babysitters schedule."

"Yeah I have an xbox, no I don't have to share it."

And here is one for your theme, "I know I'm toward the end of my laying years, but I have a great personality!" Hrm, not as good as I would like but decent-ish.

"My eggs are gone so I borrow my chickens eggs. At least their eggs are colorful!"

 

[theoldchick]

Well, this old chick ain't never had no little biddies of her own. I told my fella, "Yeah, I'll be your wife but I ain't gonna be your broodmare. You want kids, you go find somebody else." 30 something years later we are still married.

I may no longer be a spring chicken but this old chick can swing her wattles with the best of them.

 

[theoldchick]

Instead of doing the Funky Chicken dance at your party, show them the New and Improved Wattle Wave! (I have no idea what that would be. I can be only so creative) Careful shaking your wattles, though, you might hurt your back.

 

[Reurra]

When i think of getting older and having chickens, I think of this video...its to a great movie. the first few seconds crack me up, the feathers in the hats and the hens on the ground!!

 

[theoldchick]

Is this the reason why ladies wore feathers in their hats?