I NEVER thought I would hear myself say..

[tls_ranch]

This is too funny.

Here's a few thing I said to my kids yesterday:
"Don't try to poop on your brother"
"Sweetheart, chicks don't like to swim"
"Why is there a toad in my kitchen?"
"NOOOO, I am not going to catch that snake, so you can pet it"

 

[cackydoodledoo]

Quote:
If dogs could live off of chicken/rabbit/horse manure then I could stop spending $80 a month on dog food!!! Mine are in hog heaven in the backyard! It's like a 7 course meal!!

 

[tls_ranch]

Quote:
If dogs could live off of chicken/rabbit/horse manure then I could stop spending $80 a month on dog food!!! Mine are in hog heaven in the backyard! It's like a 7 course meal!!

LOL, me too. I don't know why I spend the money for high quality grain-free dog food. They just go eat chicken poop and steal the chicken feed.

 

[Godsgrl]

" No, you cannot take a bath with the frog."

 

[gryeyes]

"Did you HAVE to poop on my shoulder?"

 

[mamawolf544]

Mine is.. "Alright who stepped in the mud and got my eggs dirty?"
Of course I am talking to the chickens.

 

[cackydoodledoo]

"Is this gum in the carpet?'

"Whose underwear are those in the middle of the floor?"

"Is that mud on the bottom of your shoes? I thought I told you not to step there?" As DD sits and picks mud off the bottom of her shoe while in van. After I expressly told them all not to step there because it was muddy!

"We don't throw balls in the house!"

"That dog is not a horse so quit riding him like one!"

 

[Amyable]

"Do NOT poop on my head," to my rafter-roosting chickenss

To my progeny:

"Why is there a 6-inch long gob of toothpaste on the carpet?"
"Stop licking your brother's head."
"No, you can't wade in the creek today," on a 45-degree spring day.

And I have pictures, of 2 separate occasions, when my oldest son completely colored his foot red and his face blue with Expo markers.

 

[Katydid2011]

A.T. Hagan :

"I've told you a hundred times NOT to go into the henyard barefoot!"

"The henyard is NOT a playground!" (they were eating mulberries off the tree in the henyard and got into a mulberry fight)

"Feathers you picked up off the ground DO NOT go into your mouth!"

"Don't scare the hens and the rooster won't scare you!" Cogburn taught them well early on, but never actually flogged them. He's a gentleman.

"Don't put your hand in that load of shavings." "Why?" (as she was running her hand through it) "Because it's used brooder bedding and full of of chick manure." "GROSS!!!" My niece on her first visit. Her brother tried to pick a cactus...

I'm sure more will come to me...

"Feathers you picked up off the ground DO NOT go into your mouth!" <- Yep, I say that one too! I can't seem to convey how gross it is...

Here's another: "If you're going to put hay in your mouth, please pull it out of a CLEAN bale and not the nesting box!"​

 

[SilverPhoenix]

I'm twenty-three years old and my mom still has to say strange things to me.

"Kristin, don't brush the dogs on the couch!"

"Kristin, please don't let the ducklings poop on your bed!"

"Please stop showing me your chicken, I'm trying to [do whatever she's doing]." I like to sneak up on her when she's doing whatever and silently hold one of the chickens up to her to look at, much to her annoyance and my amusement.

"Do you have to bandage up the chicken in the kitchen?"