I feel your pain! I need warmth, too!
I've considered moving for years, but can't find anywhere that fits the bill but is still within either affordable airfare of driving distance of my huge family here in The States (US) - and believe me, I've looked!
I don't mind the bugs & such. My issue is with the "natural disaster factors" so ...
- No earthquakes for me, so no West Coast.
- No Tornado Alley for me, either. One close tornado call was enough, so there go the Midwest & Central US.
- No major hurricanes, either. We get enough hurricane/tropical storm damage from the aftermath of everyone else's as the monsters barrel their way up to New England. That effectively rules out the Southeast, Dixie & Texas.
- And, speaking of New England (and you can throw the upper Midwest and pretty much all of the northern border states,) I don't want or need to measure the snowfall climbing over my windowsill from inside the house! So nope, Michigan and Massachusetts were nice places to visit Grandma, but I'll stay right here in the closest place to perfect I've found - Maryland, smack-dab in the middle of the Mid-Atlantic coast.
- We have a bit of snow in the winter (and a bit too much ice, but hey, every place has its' drawbacks!) We have springs you won't miss if you actually have to blink. We get beach-hot, but not grueling summers and fall colors that can make you cry, even though sometimes its because they mean that winter's coming back!
- And for colors, I require "green," which requires water - either on the ground or falling from the sky on occasion. My sister can keep her Southwest heat and dust-storms!
- In just a few hours, I can be at the beach or in the mountains and in under an hour, I have my choice of decent airports to deal with that "affordable airfare" issue, should it arise. So, despite my constant fussing about the weather, I'm pretty content with where I live. I don't think I'm going too far anytime soon
But I STILL want my flip-flops back!