I want to ask a question that has already been asked.

[LinckHillPoultry]

How do I fix my rooster?

I've heard that a couple times.
My response:
Why in the world do you want to fix a stinking rooster?!

And post bumping. When the owner goes *bump*... then about 2 minutes later *bump* and then 2 more minutes later *bump* and they keep doing it until someone responds.

 

[Davaroo]

My favorite?

"Why dont my chickens like me?" or words to that effect.
My immediate response: "Because theyre chickens. They really DONT like you... or me or anyone else for that matter."

 

[dacjohns]

Quote:
If you would polish your head with a cat what would you do with a chicken? No wonder your chickens don't like you.

 

[Davaroo]

Quote:
If you would polish your head with a cat what would you do with a chicken? No wonder your chickens don't like you.

I would never polish my head with a chicken, C'mon man, are you daft? Whats next, diapers on a chicken?

 

[dacjohns]

And diapers for ducks.

 

[Harley's girl]

Quote:
If you would polish your head with a cat what would you do with a chicken? No wonder your chickens don't like you.

I would never polish my head with a chicken, C'mon man, are you daft? Whats next, diapers on a chicken?

 

[ticks]

What about...
"I finally did it...." as a title

 

[Davaroo]

Quote:
Yeah how about those misleading post titles, meant to lure you in like some cheesy bad advertising copy?

 

[patandchickens]

Quote:
If you would polish your head with a cat what would you do with a chicken? No wonder your chickens don't like you.

I would never polish my head with a chicken, C'mon man, are you daft? Whats next, diapers on a chicken?

Well it would definitely not be a good idea to polish your head with an UNdiapered chicken!


Pat

 

[ticks]

Quote:
Yeah how about those misleading post titles, meant to lure you in like some cheesy bad advertising copy?

Excactley!